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Goldenberg’s 10 Rules of Spectacular Failure

Published on February 17, 2012 By Jack Goldenberg

If you want to learn how to succeed in business, you have many options. Read Richard Carlson’s Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff and you’ll learn “it’s all small stuff.” You can find pearls of wisdom for a successful working life in the daily musings of social media and new age guru Seth Godin. And if [...]

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Announcing My Rear End Awards! (I Mean, My Year End Awards!)

Published on December 20, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

Abe: So, non-Keebler cookie making elves work all year long, for me, in my headquarters which is, I don’t know, let’s say, in the North Pole. They’ll have to make about a gazillion presents. When they’re done, in December, on, I don’t know, the 25th day. No, I’d better make it the 24th day. Then, I deliver all those presents to every boy and girl in the word in one night?
Hymie: Something like that, yes.

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Hope this Short Blog Flies with my Readers

Published on October 31, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

Have you ever seen the commercial where Sally Fields says that since she been taking Boniva, her osteoporosis is under control and now she’s back to normal. So is she’s back to normal, why can’t she fly.

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Published on October 20, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

The dumbest student ever? Oops, it was my Uncle Donald.

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Guess who’s coming to dinner besides Paul McCartney, The Mad Hatter, Houdini, God and Ben Franklin? Give up? It’s you!

Published on July 29, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

“Oh, I suppose you know everything, “ said Stan. “What are you, some kind of Einstein?”

“No, actually, I’m some kind of da Vinci,” said Leonardo. “He’s some kind of Einstein,” pointing to a man who bore a remarkable resemblance to Albert Einstein.

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More Secret things hidden in Logos There goes the Secret

Published on July 23, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

Leonardo da Vinci: Non penso c’è una probabilità della palla di neve in Inferno di quell’avvenimento.
Albert Einstein: In English, Leo, in English,
Leonardo da Vinci: Oh, sorry, Al. I said I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in Hell of that happening.

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Today’s a great day to learn something brilliant

Published on June 9, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

Brilliance comes in all forms, in all fields of endeavor. Take Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. He explains a Great Law of the Universe

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