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Announcing My Rear End Awards! (I Mean, My Year End Awards!)
Abe: So, non-Keebler cookie making elves work all year long, for me, in my headquarters which is, I don’t know, let’s say, in the North Pole. They’ll have to make about a gazillion presents. When they’re done, in December, on, I don’t know, the 25th day. No, I’d better make it the 24th day. Then, I deliver all those presents to every boy and girl in the word in one night?
Hymie: Something like that, yes.
Bugs, Murdering Seagulls, The Future of TV, Pooper Scooping Dogs and Others Way to Make $1,000,000
Stan: Goldenberg’s all over the place today. He started off with some random thoughts. That was OK, I guess, but now he’s talking about gun toting seagulls and pooper scooping dogs.
Goldenberg Makes Up Totally Fake FAQs
Would you like to explain to your loyal readers why you’ve been away from the blog for so long? I know I’ve been AWOL from the blog for a while. I hate it when that happens, but LIFE (not the magazine) sometimes takes precedence. Sorry for the absence of brilliance. Hopefully, you were supplying your [...]
Two wrongs don’t make it right to express your rights. Plus, the humor of that wacky, zany leader of Iran.
And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.
Big Bucks in Small Ideas. You could make gazillions!
I don’t have to work anymore. You know why? I’m rich. Filthy rich. Rich beyond my wildest dreams. I’ve made millions in advertising without ever leaving home. And the Good News is… you can, too. Imagine going to your mailbox every day and receiving checks of $2.40, $5.25, and yes, even $250,000. Sound impossible? It’s [...]
There are only 6 billion social networking and bookmarking sites. Here are 35 you should know.
OK, this is just between me and YouTube, so don’t get you brain all a Twitter. I would appreciate if you would Focus and not let your mind Flickr. Since you are a close Friendster of mine, I don’t mind saying I need your Yelp.
Guess who’s coming to dinner besides Paul McCartney, The Mad Hatter, Houdini, God and Ben Franklin? Give up? It’s you!
“Oh, I suppose you know everything, “ said Stan. “What are you, some kind of Einstein?”
“No, actually, I’m some kind of da Vinci,” said Leonardo. “He’s some kind of Einstein,” pointing to a man who bore a remarkable resemblance to Albert Einstein.
The Secret Confessions of Real Life Mad Men
You see, when the Warden says, “Is that what you’re wearing?” what she really means is, “You’re not going to wear that ugly shirt with me, are you? Have you no sense at all? You should probably have your head examined.” Or, words to that effect.
More Secret things hidden in Logos There goes the Secret
Leonardo da Vinci: Non penso c’è una probabilità della palla di neve in Inferno di quell’avvenimento.
Albert Einstein: In English, Leo, in English,
Leonardo da Vinci: Oh, sorry, Al. I said I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in Hell of that happening.
I don’t mention Twitter, Facebook or Lady Gaga at all in this blog about advertising logos
“Hey, wait. Where’d Goldenberg go?” asked Stan.
“I think he went online to look for a new job,” said Harriett. “What did you want him for?”
“Nothin’. I just wanted to razz him about publishing this blog before it was ready. No problem. I’ll catch him next time.”
LIVE pigeons-more memorable than Twitter, more social than Facebook
“Down, boy. Heal. Roll Over. Play dead. Good Dog. Stay.” These are the things Burns the dog would say to me.
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