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Creative Copywriter Presents Coolest Things on the Planet
Today I thought I’d show you some things that I thought were particularly COOL. In fact, some of them are downright brilliant. If you stick around for the entire blog you’ll: 1. SEE A VIDEO ON THE RUSSIAN MOB Flash mob, that is. 2. EXPERIENCE AN AMAZING INVENTION It’s not from Appple. It’s from Google. And [...]
Creative Copywriter Reveals 7 Reasons You Are on Earth Pt 2
OK, all my Readers who didn’t follow my instructions in the last blog please stand up. Bernie, you, Wex, Mary Ann and Phil stay seated. The rest of you, all 1,204 of you, please stand up. That’s right, even all you new Readers should stand up. You too, Stan and Harriett. STAN: I don’t see [...]
The Creative Copywriter & the Naked Cowboy, Quite Revealing
As a creative copywriter, when I sit down to write a blog, I’m not always sure what I’m going to write about. STAN: No shirt, Sherlock! That’s pretty evident! HARRIETT: Stan! Language! STAN: Sorry, Harriett, but it’s obvious Goldenberg has trouble coming up with brilliant ideas. It’s been over a month since the last blog. [...]
Harriett cleans up the Creative Copywriter’s blog
STAN: Oh, no? What the Hell happened here? HARRIETT: What do you mean? STAN: The blog. Somebody straightened up Goldenberg’s blog. Look, everything is in neat little piles, I mean categories. HARRIETT: Oh, that! I did that. I just cleaned up the place a little. Now Jack’s Readers will be able to just read what [...]
Record Number of Readers Enter Jack’s Cool Stuff Contest
With less than 48 hours left in the Win Some of Jack’s Cool Stuff Contest, I am proud to report that Readers have entered the Contest in record numbers! STAN: Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire! HARRIETT: Stan, that’s just rude. You should never call Jack a liar. STAN: Even if it’s true? HARRIETT: Look, I’m [...]
Creative Copywriter | Prolific Copywriter, Satisfied Google?
In yesterday’s blog I discussed blah, blah, blah. STAN: Why did he do that? Why did Goldenberg just start to talk about yesterday’s blog and then go, “blah, blah, blah?” HARRIETT: Because, Jack knows his Readers. They don’t want to hear about yesterday. They want to hear about today and tomorrow. That’s a trick a [...]
Twelve word blog shortest ever (Creative Copywriter Light)
It’s been a bad month for men and their penises. ‘Nuff said. HARRIETT: Well, Stan, I’ve never seen you so quiet. Don’t you have anything to add to what the Creative Copywriter said? STAN: No, Harriett, I think for once Goldenberg said it all and said it quite well. [...]
God cancels End of World. Holds Bikini Contest.
Just when you thought you knew the Supreme Being, God surprised just about everyone on Earth last Saturday when He cancelled the End the World as we know it and instead held a Bikini Contest. What are the odds of that happening, huh? Actually the odds are about 37-1. They’d be a lot higher, say [...]
The Swift Boat sails on with new name on the side of boat
With the release of President Barack Obama’s Certificate of Live Birth a couple weeks ago, you might think the controversy over the election of an African-American to the Presidency of the United States was over. (That was what is was about, right?). But if you thought the controversy was over, you’d be wrong. Take it [...]
The Creative Copywriter is from Westport, CT. Really? Nah!
Somebody’s house, not mine, in Westport, CT I used to live in Westport, Connecticut. You know what’s so cool about living in Westport, Connecticut? Just telling people, “I live in Westport, Connecticut.” Westport, CT is like an ultra-cool California town, without the phoniness and drive by shootings. Sorta like Malibu, but with more class and [...]
FOR HUMANS ONLY: The 10 Rules for Being Human
With famine, hunger, murder, illness, man’s inhumanity to man, and, yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine we’re living in a Perfect World. But we are. You’ll just have to take my word on it. I know it doesn’t seem perfect to you or to this [...]
Creative Copywriter Gets By With A Little Help from Friends
A lot of my Readers (all right, just 4 of them) have written to me and asked me to not kick Stan off the blog. And one of my Readers said he’d be glad to Stan go. He wrote,”He is imaginary. You should just be able to get rid of him.” STAN: Yeah? Give [...]
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