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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71-Funeral at 350 for about 7 minutes

Published on June 28, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

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I’m going to kidnap David Sisselman (Don’t tell Sisselman!)

Published on June 21, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

I’m planning on kidnapping David Sisselman! And I may need your help! I know, you’ve probably never been involved in a kidnapping before. Well, neither have I. But the situation is desperate. I don’t think I have any other choices.

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How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 2

Published on June 16, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

At one point, Letterman asked Maria, the teenage Russian beauty queen, “So, why don’t you come over my house after the show? We’ll grill some steaks.”

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