Everybody’s favorite ad man, present company excluded, suave and eloquent Don Draper, returns to TV this Sunday night (March 25) on AMC for the 5th season of Mad Men, the four-time Emmy winning, politically incorrect drama about advertising in the 1960s. Forty-two times we’ve watched the inhabitants of mythical ad agency Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce [...]
Stan: Goldenberg’s all over the place today. He started off with some random thoughts. That was OK, I guess, but now he’s talking about gun toting seagulls and pooper scooping dogs.
Everyone turned and looked at me like I had destroyed the original 10 Commandments, the ones that God gave to Charlton Heston, Who has the nerve to tell Bob Hope he wasn’t happy with his reading?
He was Bob Freakin’ Hope, for God’s sake! Bob Hope looked at me like a elephant must look at an ant who is pestering him. Still, he gave me that Bob Hope crooked smile. “Sure, kid, whatever you say.”
As a prolific copywriter, I try hard not to insult anyone. Well, not counting Dick Chaney, of course. STAN: What about Sarah Palin? Stan, would you mind, I’m trying to write a blog here. STAN: I’m just sayin’. All right, I’m just going to ignore you and go on. STAN: Be my guest. HARRIETT: Stan, [...]