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No one had SEX in the making of this headline

Published on January 27, 2013 By Jack Goldenberg

Hi, Readers, my name is Jack. I’ll be your waiter today. I mean, your writer. Today, we’ll start with News You Can Use. Did you know Mad Men is finally coming back? Then we’ll cover two new stores that just opened in New York. At The Husbands Store, you can buy the ideal husband. In The Wives […]

Don Draper | Mad Men and does Howdy Doody have a wooden leg

Published on August 17, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

Everyone turned and looked at me like I had destroyed the original 10 Commandments, the ones that God gave to Charlton Heston, Who has the nerve to tell Bob Hope he wasn’t happy with his reading?

He was Bob Freakin’ Hope, for God’s sake! Bob Hope looked at me like a elephant must look at an ant who is pestering him. Still, he gave me that Bob Hope crooked smile. “Sure, kid, whatever you say.”