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Creative Copywriter Gets By With A Little Help from Friends

Published on March 24, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

  A lot of my Readers (all right, just 4 of them) have written to me and asked me to not kick Stan off the blog. And one of my Readers said he’d be glad to Stan go. He wrote,”He is imaginary. You should just be able to get rid of him.” STAN: Yeah? Give [...]

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Obama Watches | Prolific Copywriter | Not so Secret Service

Published on March 20, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

STAN: I can’t watch. Don’t make me watch! It’s too embarrassing. HARRIETT: What are you talking about? STAN: Goldenberg’s going to show his Readers a video. HARRIETT: So? What’s so bad about the video? STAN: Goldenberg. He’s on the video. HARRIETT: So what? STAN: Harriett, he can’t act, he can’t sing, he can’t blog, he [...]

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Charlie Sheen Teaches Prolific Copywriter about duh Winning

Published on March 6, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

  If pop icon Charlie Sheen hadn’t called me last night, this blog never would have happened.  There were so many other things for this prolific copywriter to write about. The successful revolt against the 30-year autocratic rule of Hosni ”Walk like an Egyptian” Mubarak. The popular revolt against the murderous regime of Col. Mohawk [...]

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Food can be Delicious, Nutritious and quite Entertaining

Published on February 17, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

As a humorously entertaining prolific proficient copywriter, I like to come up with tasteful subjects for my Readers. And today’s blog is hopefully no exception, as long as you don’t consider wearing a dress made entirely of raw meat to be inappropriate attire when you’re being honored at an industry event. That’s the outfit pop [...]

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Pretty Stupid: Julia, Sarah, Al and Lindsay

Published on February 9, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

“Welcome to Pretty Stupid. If I have to explain it to you, well then, you’re pretty stupid.” Stan (While the blogger is away, Stan and Harriett play. The prolific and proficient copywriter Jack Goldenberg has absolutely nothing to do with this blog-in-a-blog post from Stan. And even if he did, he wouldn’t admit it. Welcome [...]

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These ads are guaranteed to insult just about everyone

Published on August 1, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

As a prolific copywriter, I try hard not to insult anyone. Well, not counting Dick Chaney, of course. STAN: What about Sarah Palin? Stan, would you mind, I’m trying to write a blog here. STAN: I’m just sayin’. All right, I’m just going to ignore you and go on. STAN: Be my guest. HARRIETT: Stan, [...]

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