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Obama Watches | Prolific Copywriter | Not so Secret Service
STAN: I can’t watch. Don’t make me watch! It’s too embarrassing. HARRIETT: What are you talking about? STAN: Goldenberg’s going to show his Readers a video. HARRIETT: So? What’s so bad about the video? STAN: Goldenberg. He’s on the video. HARRIETT: So what? STAN: Harriett, he can’t act, he can’t sing, he can’t blog, he [...]
Charlie Sheen Teaches Prolific Copywriter about duh Winning
If pop icon Charlie Sheen hadn’t called me last night, this blog never would have happened. There were so many other things for this prolific copywriter to write about. The successful revolt against the 30-year autocratic rule of Hosni ”Walk like an Egyptian” Mubarak. The popular revolt against the murderous regime of Col. Mohawk [...]
The Prolific Copywriter meets Mr. Universe-Part 2
As I told you in the last blog, Avtar Nordine Zouareg was born three months premature in the back of a French Army truck in the Sahara Desert. STAN: You never mentioned it was a French Army truck. HARRIETT: Stan, have you had your meds? He weighed a little more than 2 pounds at birth [...]
The Prolific Copywriter Meets Mr. Universe Part 1
Because of the nature of my work (I am, after all, the Humorously Entertaining Prolific Proficient Copywriter), I get some usual assignments. Last November, a producer from a west coast TV production company saw my blog on Mad Men and hired me to find an ad agency who would agree to be profiled on a 14-week [...]
Food can be Delicious, Nutritious and quite Entertaining
As a humorously entertaining prolific proficient copywriter, I like to come up with tasteful subjects for my Readers. And today’s blog is hopefully no exception, as long as you don’t consider wearing a dress made entirely of raw meat to be inappropriate attire when you’re being honored at an industry event. That’s the outfit pop [...]
Pretty Stupid: Julia, Sarah, Al and Lindsay
“Welcome to Pretty Stupid. If I have to explain it to you, well then, you’re pretty stupid.” Stan (While the blogger is away, Stan and Harriett play. The prolific and proficient copywriter Jack Goldenberg has absolutely nothing to do with this blog-in-a-blog post from Stan. And even if he did, he wouldn’t admit it. Welcome [...]
Blog Change | Prolific | Proficient Copywriter Wants To Eat
When there was a mystery to be solved, Sherlock Holmes would turn to Dr. Watson and say, “The game is afoot.” That is, I think he said it to Dr. Watson. He might have said it to Dr. Scholl. I’m not sure. Nevertheless, changes are afoot here that are Guaranteed to Insult. Stan: Terrific. It [...]
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