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Pigs Are Flying Hell Froze Over Prolific Copywriter Shuts Up!
Back when I wrote my first blog, What’s the Difference Between Lady Gaga and Chocolate Cheerios, I didn’t really know what I was doing. STAN: And that would be different from now, how? HARRIETT: Stan, Stan , give the guy a break. It’s only his first sentence. STAN: Goldenberg is nothing if he’s not predictable, [...]
Please don’t Squeeze Mr. Whipple or the Charmin PART 1
“What if Goldenberg finds out? Stan asked. “He won’t find out,” said Harriett. “But what if he does?” “What’s he gonna do?” Harriet said. ”Tell everyone? Tell all his readers? Nobody would believe him. “Yeah, I guess you’re right,” said Stan. “Even if Goldenberg put it in his blog, nobody would believe…” ”..that we’re real [...]
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71-Funeral at 350 for about 7 minutes
The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Best New Book on Twitter and Facebook is over 3000 years old
The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.
There’s No Job Like a Snow Job
To say that I’ve had a lot of jobs is like saying Madonna has had a lot of lovers. In one night. In fact, I’ve had so many jobs my resume looks like a Rand McNally travel map.
(We’ll pause for a minute while Baby Boomers explain to our 20-something readers what a travel map is.)
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