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On Earth Day, 47 years ago, I was Head of the Earth! Really. Check with the UN.

Published on April 22, 2015 By Jack Goldenberg
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STAN: Liar, liar, Goldenberg’s pants are on fire! I’m so mad, I can’t see straight.  I’m going to quit this gig and get a job on a real blog! HARRIET: That would be tough, Stan. Did you forget you’re imaginary? STAN: I don’t care, Harriet. I’m sick and tired of being the comic foil for […]

New maps of the US, Cool Inventions and the Latest on Exploding Kittens

Published on February 5, 2015 By Jack Goldenberg
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Hi, Welcome to 10 Minutes of Brilliance. STAN: It’s more like 10 Minutes of Stupidity. I’m your host, Jack… STAN: …Silverberg? No, no, it’s Goldenberg. Jack Goldenberg, Stan,. Now will you please shut up? STAN: Hey, a**ho**, you’re the writer. Make me. STAN: STAN: STAN: All right, all right. I get it. I’ll be good […]

The 10 Worst, Most Disgusting Product Names I Didn’t Come Up With

Published on January 24, 2014 By Jack Goldenberg
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Today’s blog contains something for all my 11,000 Brilliant Readers: 1. Advertising pros will find a piece on the marketing of Pop Rocks as it relates to a current assignment of mine, The Art of Naming a New Product 2. Read about real products with awful names like Soup for Sluts and Child Shredded Meat […]