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Charlie Sheen Teaches Prolific Copywriter about duh Winning
If pop icon Charlie Sheen hadn’t called me last night, this blog never would have happened. There were so many other things for this prolific copywriter to write about. The successful revolt against the 30-year autocratic rule of Hosni ”Walk like an Egyptian” Mubarak. The popular revolt against the murderous regime of Col. Mohawk [...]
Freelance Creative Director’s Blog Stolen. Round up Stan!
Stan: So instead, I’m going to cancel the blog he had planned and run someone else’s blog instead! Right here!
Harriett: You’re going to run someone else’s blog right here on 10 Minutes of Brilliance? You wouldn’t!
Goldenberg Makes Up Totally Fake FAQs
Would you like to explain to your loyal readers why you’ve been away from the blog for so long? I know I’ve been AWOL from the blog for a while. I hate it when that happens, but LIFE (not the magazine) sometimes takes precedence. Sorry for the absence of brilliance. Hopefully, you were supplying your [...]
10 Rules for Being Human
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.
Two wrongs don’t make it right to express your rights. Plus, the humor of that wacky, zany leader of Iran.
And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.
There are only 6 billion social networking and bookmarking sites. Here are 35 you should know.
OK, this is just between me and YouTube, so don’t get you brain all a Twitter. I would appreciate if you would Focus and not let your mind Flickr. Since you are a close Friendster of mine, I don’t mind saying I need your Yelp.
Guess who’s coming to dinner besides Paul McCartney, The Mad Hatter, Houdini, God and Ben Franklin? Give up? It’s you!
“Oh, I suppose you know everything, “ said Stan. “What are you, some kind of Einstein?”
“No, actually, I’m some kind of da Vinci,” said Leonardo. “He’s some kind of Einstein,” pointing to a man who bore a remarkable resemblance to Albert Einstein.
Lady Gaga, Santa Claus, Mr. Ed, Elvis and Tony the Tiger and can you stuff any more celebrities in the title?
In fact, in the 1500′s, Facebook only had 12 people. And Twitter was just a tiny blue egg.
I don’t mention Twitter, Facebook or Lady Gaga at all in this blog about advertising logos
“Hey, wait. Where’d Goldenberg go?” asked Stan.
“I think he went online to look for a new job,” said Harriett. “What did you want him for?”
“Nothin’. I just wanted to razz him about publishing this blog before it was ready. No problem. I’ll catch him next time.”
I’m going to kidnap David Sisselman (Don’t tell Sisselman!)
I’m planning on kidnapping David Sisselman! And I may need your help! I know, you’ve probably never been involved in a kidnapping before. Well, neither have I. But the situation is desperate. I don’t think I have any other choices.
Best New Book on Twitter and Facebook is over 3000 years old
The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.
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