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Two wrongs don’t make it right to express your rights. Plus, the humor of that wacky, zany leader of Iran.
And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.
Guess who’s coming to dinner besides Paul McCartney, The Mad Hatter, Houdini, God and Ben Franklin? Give up? It’s you!
“Oh, I suppose you know everything, “ said Stan. “What are you, some kind of Einstein?”
“No, actually, I’m some kind of da Vinci,” said Leonardo. “He’s some kind of Einstein,” pointing to a man who bore a remarkable resemblance to Albert Einstein.
More Secret things hidden in Logos There goes the Secret
Leonardo da Vinci: Non penso c’è una probabilità della palla di neve in Inferno di quell’avvenimento.
Albert Einstein: In English, Leo, in English,
Leonardo da Vinci: Oh, sorry, Al. I said I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in Hell of that happening.
I don’t mention Twitter, Facebook or Lady Gaga at all in this blog about advertising logos
“Hey, wait. Where’d Goldenberg go?” asked Stan.
“I think he went online to look for a new job,” said Harriett. “What did you want him for?”
“Nothin’. I just wanted to razz him about publishing this blog before it was ready. No problem. I’ll catch him next time.”
LIVE pigeons-more memorable than Twitter, more social than Facebook
“Down, boy. Heal. Roll Over. Play dead. Good Dog. Stay.” These are the things Burns the dog would say to me.
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71-Funeral at 350 for about 7 minutes
The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Best New Book on Twitter and Facebook is over 3000 years old
The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.
Dan Quayle, America’s Greatest Thinker, Should Not Be Forgotten
But history hasn’t been so kind to America’s greatest thinker, Dan Quayle. Kids who read history books (by watching The Daily Show) know little or nothing about former Vice President of the United States, Dan Quayle.
There’s No Job Like a Snow Job
To say that I’ve had a lot of jobs is like saying Madonna has had a lot of lovers. In one night. In fact, I’ve had so many jobs my resume looks like a Rand McNally travel map.
(We’ll pause for a minute while Baby Boomers explain to our 20-something readers what a travel map is.)
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