STAN: It’s so cold, I saw a chicken with a Capon.
HARRIET: Stan, that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said.
STAN: So, you’ll sleep with me?
HARRIET: That’s the second.

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STAN: And Ricky and David.
HARRIET: All right. All right. You’ve said enough. Now, say goodnight, Stan.
STAN: Goodnight, Stan. Goodnight, Goldberg.