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Oh No The Animals Are Taking Selfies and Pokémon Go Will Change Your Life

Published on August 1, 2016 By Jack Goldenberg

Now with 30% more pictures for the Hard of Reading Today’s Blog will cover: 1. It Happened in New York 2. Animals are Taking their Own Selfies! 3. 10 Random Thoughts from Steven Wright 4. Best Idea of the Week 5. Pokémon Go Will Change Your Life 6. Real Magic! 7. Package Delivery When No […]

On Earth Day, 47 years ago, I was Head of the Earth! Really. Check with the UN.

Published on April 22, 2015 By Jack Goldenberg

STAN: Liar, liar, Goldenberg’s pants are on fire! I’m so mad, I can’t see straight.  I’m going to quit this gig and get a job on a real blog! HARRIET: That would be tough, Stan. Did you forget you’re imaginary? STAN: I don’t care, Harriet. I’m sick and tired of being the comic foil for […]

The Number One Reason to Never Move to Florida

Published on January 28, 2015 By Jack Goldenberg

Today’s blog contains: 1. The #1 Reason to Never Move to Florida 2. Obituary, Tony Verna, Inventor of the Instant Replay 3. The Top 10 Best Signs of 2014 4. View from Tony’s Backyard- He’s So Hip, He’s Fleek! 5. BREAKING NEWS! Never-Before-Seen Footage of the Epic New York Blizzard of 2015 The Number One […]

The 10 Worst, Most Disgusting Product Names I Didn’t Come Up With

Published on January 24, 2014 By Jack Goldenberg

Today’s blog contains something for all my 11,000 Brilliant Readers: 1. Advertising pros will find a piece on the marketing of Pop Rocks as it relates to a current assignment of mine, The Art of Naming a New Product 2. Read about real products with awful names like Soup for Sluts and Child Shredded Meat […]