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Goldenberg Finally Explains How Life Works

Published on May 15, 2013 By Jack Goldenberg

Today’s blog has Something for Everyone. Well, everyone but itinerant Gypsies and people named Lipshitz (I hope to have something for them next blog!) If you stick around long enough, you’ll encounter: A Talking Dog joke An Easy-to-Follow Explanation of How Life Works (It’ll come in very handy if you’re still alive.) How to Start […]

No one had SEX in the making of this headline

Published on January 27, 2013 By Jack Goldenberg

Hi, Readers, my name is Jack. I’ll be your waiter today. I mean, your writer. Today, we’ll start with News You Can Use. Did you know Mad Men is finally coming back? Then we’ll cover two new stores that just opened in New York. At The Husbands Store, you can buy the ideal husband. In The Wives […]