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No one had SEX in the making of this headline

Published on January 27, 2013 By Jack Goldenberg

Hi, Readers, my name is Jack. I’ll be your waiter today. I mean, your writer. Today, we’ll start with News You Can Use. Did you know Mad Men is finally coming back? Then we’ll cover two new stores that just opened in New York. At The Husbands Store, you can buy the ideal husband. In The Wives […]

No damn blog! Peace at last!

Published on July 2, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

“”All right, where is he?” asked Stan. “Why isn’t he here?” “You know why,” replied Harriett. “I thought he wasn’t taking his birthday off,” said Stan. “He says that every year. You know why he does this to us?” asked Harriett. “No, why?” replied Stan. “Because he can, ” said Harriett. “He knows we’ll just […]