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Emergency Blog Rushed to Snowbound Cabin-Fevered Brilliant Readers

Published on January 3, 2014 By Jack Goldenberg

HARRIET: Wake up Stan, wake up. Jack’s writing another blog. STAN: What? What are you talking about? Goldfinger wasn’t supposed to write one of his %$#&!# stupid blogs for another week or more. HARRIET: It’s not Goldfinger, Stan, it’s Goldenberg. And I know, you’re right. But Jack decided that with the snowstorm that’s blanketed most […]

No one had SEX in the making of this headline

Published on January 27, 2013 By Jack Goldenberg

Hi, Readers, my name is Jack. I’ll be your waiter today. I mean, your writer. Today, we’ll start with News You Can Use. Did you know Mad Men is finally coming back? Then we’ll cover two new stores that just opened in New York. At The Husbands Store, you can buy the ideal husband. In The Wives […]

Close encounters with superstars, pop stars, moguls and more

Published on October 20, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

Things you never knew (because I never told you) about Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump, Clint Eastwood, God, Matt Lauer and David Letterman I can understand why you might think some of my stories about meeting celebrities are not true. They seem so far fetched. Even to me! For instance, would you believe I gave World […]