by Jack Goldenberg | Aug 20, 2017 | Proficient Copywriter
Your Personal Guide to Watching the Great America Solar Eclipse in your Zip Code The Great American Solar Eclipse that hits town today, Monday, August 21, will be here for one Performance only. And it won’t last long. The Universe will be streaming the partial eclipse...
by Jack Goldenberg | Feb 5, 2015 | Proficient Copywriter
Hi, Welcome to 10 Minutes of Brilliance. STAN: It’s more like 10 Minutes of Stupidity. I’m your host, Jack… STAN: …Silverberg? No, no, it’s Goldenberg. Jack Goldenberg, Stan,. Now will you please shut up? STAN: Hey, a**ho**, you’re...
by Jack Goldenberg | Jan 28, 2015 | Proficient Copywriter
Today’s blog contains: 1. The #1 Reason to Never Move to Florida 2. Obituary, Tony Verna, Inventor of the Instant Replay 3. The Top 10 Best Signs of 2014 4. View from Tony’s Backyard- He’s So Hip, He’s Fleek! 5. BREAKING NEWS! Never-Before-Seen...
by Jack Goldenberg | May 25, 2014 | Proficient Copywriter
STAN: Today’s edition of 10 Minutes of Brilliance has “Nothing for Anyone.” HARRIET: Stan, you exquisite jerk, I don’t think you have that quite right. STAN: No? Oh sorry. I meant to say it has “Something for Everyone.” HARRIET:...
by Jack Goldenberg | Sep 24, 2010 | Fresh Juice
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World. We do live in a perfect world. But damn, I know it sure doesn’t seem that way. That’s probably...