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Hope this Short Blog Flies with my Readers
Have you ever seen the commercial where Sally Fields says that since she been taking Boniva, her osteoporosis is under control and now she’s back to normal. So is she’s back to normal, why can’t she fly.
10 Rules for Being Human
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.
Goldenberg’s Festival of Dumness!
I know. I know. I spelled Dumness incorrectly. There’s only one “s.” Thanks for the help, genius. We’re probably all dumb about some things. Some of us are dumb about a lot of things. And some of us, well, I hate to call it us, certainly none of my readers would be included, but some [...]
I’m going to kidnap David Sisselman (Don’t tell Sisselman!)
I’m planning on kidnapping David Sisselman! And I may need your help! I know, you’ve probably never been involved in a kidnapping before. Well, neither have I. But the situation is desperate. I don’t think I have any other choices.
How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 1
“How about if I tell you the story of the last Russian Beauty Queen?” I asked.
“OK,” said the first reader excitedly, “but it better involve Donald Trump and David Letterman.”
Dan Quayle, America’s Greatest Thinker, Should Not Be Forgotten
But history hasn’t been so kind to America’s greatest thinker, Dan Quayle. Kids who read history books (by watching The Daily Show) know little or nothing about former Vice President of the United States, Dan Quayle.
Today’s a great day to learn something brilliant
Brilliance comes in all forms, in all fields of endeavor. Take Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. He explains a Great Law of the Universe
The Head of the Earth Creates International Earth Day
You’re thinking I’m just joking when I said I was once the Head of the Earth. We’ll it true. I was. And as far as I know, I was the first person to suggest that Earth Day should be an international event.
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