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Freelance Creative Director’s Blog Stolen. Round up Stan!

Published on January 2, 2011 By Jack Goldenberg

Stan: So instead, I’m going to cancel the blog he had planned and run someone else’s blog instead! Right here!
Harriett: You’re going to run someone else’s blog right here on 10 Minutes of Brilliance? You wouldn’t!

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The Lone Ranger

Published on November 21, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

So, I wanted my readers to know that if YOU promise not to change horses midstream, I’ll keep mixing up metaphors like pigs in a haystack.

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10 Rules for Being Human

Published on September 24, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.

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Two wrongs don’t make it right to express your rights. Plus, the humor of that wacky, zany leader of Iran.

Published on September 10, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.

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There are only 6 billion social networking and bookmarking sites. Here are 35 you should know.

Published on August 20, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

OK, this is just between me and YouTube, so don’t get you brain all a Twitter. I would appreciate if you would Focus and not let your mind Flickr. Since you are a close Friendster of mine, I don’t mind saying I need your Yelp.

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Lady Gaga, Santa Claus, Mr. Ed, Elvis and Tony the Tiger and can you stuff any more celebrities in the title?

Published on July 21, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

In fact, in the 1500′s, Facebook only had 12 people. And Twitter was just a tiny blue egg.

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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71-Funeral at 350 for about 7 minutes

Published on June 28, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

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Best New Book on Twitter and Facebook is over 3000 years old

Published on June 17, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.

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How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 2

Published on June 16, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

At one point, Letterman asked Maria, the teenage Russian beauty queen, “So, why don’t you come over my house after the show? We’ll grill some steaks.”

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How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 1

Published on June 14, 2010 By Jack Goldenberg

“How about if I tell you the story of the last Russian Beauty Queen?” I asked.

“OK,” said the first reader excitedly, “but it better involve Donald Trump and David Letterman.”

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