Stan: So instead, I’m going to cancel the blog he had planned and run someone else’s blog instead! Right here!
Harriett: You’re going to run someone else’s blog right here on 10 Minutes of Brilliance? You wouldn’t!
So, I wanted my readers to know that if YOU promise not to change horses midstream, I’ll keep mixing up metaphors like pigs in a haystack.
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.
And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.
OK, this is just between me and YouTube, so don’t get you brain all a Twitter. I would appreciate if you would Focus and not let your mind Flickr. Since you are a close Friendster of mine, I don’t mind saying I need your Yelp.
In fact, in the 1500′s, Facebook only had 12 people. And Twitter was just a tiny blue egg.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.
At one point, Letterman asked Maria, the teenage Russian beauty queen, “So, why don’t you come over my house after the show? We’ll grill some steaks.”
“How about if I tell you the story of the last Russian Beauty Queen?” I asked.
“OK,” said the first reader excitedly, “but it better involve Donald Trump and David Letterman.”