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Harriett cleans up the Creative Copywriter’s blog
STAN: Oh, no? What the Hell happened here? HARRIETT: What do you mean? STAN: The blog. Somebody straightened up Goldenberg’s blog. Look, everything is in neat little piles, I mean categories. HARRIETT: Oh, that! I did that. I just cleaned up the place a little. Now Jack’s Readers will be able to just read what [...]
Goldenberg Makes Up Totally Fake FAQs
Would you like to explain to your loyal readers why you’ve been away from the blog for so long? I know I’ve been AWOL from the blog for a while. I hate it when that happens, but LIFE (not the magazine) sometimes takes precedence. Sorry for the absence of brilliance. Hopefully, you were supplying your [...]
10 Rules for Being Human
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.
Two wrongs don’t make it right to express your rights. Plus, the humor of that wacky, zany leader of Iran.
And, if you stick around long enough, we’ll end with the humor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran and the world’s leading nutter.
There are only 6 billion social networking and bookmarking sites. Here are 35 you should know.
OK, this is just between me and YouTube, so don’t get you brain all a Twitter. I would appreciate if you would Focus and not let your mind Flickr. Since you are a close Friendster of mine, I don’t mind saying I need your Yelp.
The Secret Confessions of Real Life Mad Men
You see, when the Warden says, “Is that what you’re wearing?” what she really means is, “You’re not going to wear that ugly shirt with me, are you? Have you no sense at all? You should probably have your head examined.” Or, words to that effect.
Lady Gaga, Santa Claus, Mr. Ed, Elvis and Tony the Tiger and can you stuff any more celebrities in the title?
In fact, in the 1500′s, Facebook only had 12 people. And Twitter was just a tiny blue egg.
Best New Book on Twitter and Facebook is over 3000 years old
The I Ching not only gives you a specific answer to whatever question you ask, it helps you affect the outcome of the question. In truth, the I Ching doesn’t always help you get what you want. But it always councils you to get what you need.
How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 2
At one point, Letterman asked Maria, the teenage Russian beauty queen, “So, why don’t you come over my house after the show? We’ll grill some steaks.”
How I Introduced Letterman and Trump to the USSR’s Last Beauty Queen Part 1
“How about if I tell you the story of the last Russian Beauty Queen?” I asked.
“OK,” said the first reader excitedly, “but it better involve Donald Trump and David Letterman.”
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