by Jack Goldenberg | Apr 22, 2020 | Proficient Copywriter
Today’s blog with cover 1. How to Get a 150,000 Pound Whale into your High School Gym 2. Passing the Salt in the Era of Social Distancing. 3. Photos for the Hard of Reading. 4. A Public Service Message for People too Stupid to Come In Out of the Virus. 5. The...
by Jack Goldenberg | Feb 13, 2017 | Proficient Copywriter
A Period Commercial In commercials, humor sells. But no matter how funny a commercial is, if you remember the spot, but not the product, #fail! That’s what makes the commercial for Hello Flo period supplies so brilliant. It’s not easy to write a funny...
by Jack Goldenberg | Aug 20, 2017 | Proficient Copywriter
Your Personal Guide to Watching the Great America Solar Eclipse in your Zip Code The Great American Solar Eclipse that hits town today, Monday, August 21, will be here for one Performance only. And it won’t last long. The Universe will be streaming the partial eclipse...
by Jack Goldenberg | May 12, 2017 | Proficient Copywriter
It’s Mother’s Day 2017 and we’ve got a lot of ground to cover, so fasten your seat belts. (Wait. Didn’t Attorney General Sessions outlaw seat belts? Oh no, sorry, that’s next week!) One wish, please. If you like today’s blog, please...
by Jack Goldenberg | Feb 9, 2017 | Proficient Copywriter
Here are today’s topics: 1. Breaking News! Why I met with Kellyanne Conway 2. Yuri Gridniev’s First American Logo 3. Seven Places You Won’t Find on Google Maps 4. Headlines Written by Headless Headline Writers STAN: Oh, no! Liar, liar, pants on fire....