I know. Who in their right mind would post a Mother’s Day blog almost three weeks after Mother’s day? Actually, no one in their right mind would. But that didn’t stop me. I should know better. If a fully costumed trick or treater knocked on my door in January looking for Hershey’s Kisses and shilling for […]
Stan: That headline made no sense. Goldenberg’s an idiot. Sometimes I just don’t get this blog.
Harriett: Join the club.
Stan: There’s a club?
Harriett: That makes two idiots. Anyway, what’s your beef with Goldenberg?
Stan: He still thinks he’s real and we’re not.
Harriett: I know. But I don’t have the heart to tell him. Why burst his bubble?
Stan: He’s got a bubble?
Harriett: Well, that makes three idiots. And you’re two of them.
With suicide, murder, illness and yes, having to listen to Newt Gingrich again for another political season, it’s hard to imagine that you’re living in a Perfect World.
“”All right, where is he?” asked Stan. “Why isn’t he here?” “You know why,” replied Harriett. “I thought he wasn’t taking his birthday off,” said Stan. “He says that every year. You know why he does this to us?” asked Harriett. “No, why?” replied Stan. “Because he can, ” said Harriett. “He knows we’ll just […]